He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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