Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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