he thought i was a dude.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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