Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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