Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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