There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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