Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm too high and old for this...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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