On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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