You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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