i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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