She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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