Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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