Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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