I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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