this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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