He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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