I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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