We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Randomize
