we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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