i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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