We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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