White coat. Heels.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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