Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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