PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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