You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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