Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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