found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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