dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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