Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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