the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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