I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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