I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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