i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
third nipple confirmed
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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