drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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