He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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