i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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