So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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