Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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