we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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