Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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