we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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