In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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