Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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