Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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