It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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