He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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