Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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