I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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