it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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