Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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