He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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