my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The dick lei will go down in squad history
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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