I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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