So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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