Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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