Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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