my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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