one might say we're banned from that church
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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