it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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