I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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