are you still at the devil's house?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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